Introducing "First Blood", the pre-workout that's more 'Merican than a bald eagle riding a Harley Davidson through the Grand Canyon. This pre-workout contains a powerhouse formula that is so intense it makes Mount Rushmore look like nothing more than a quaint rock formation. You may be asking, "for a pre-workout this powerful, what flavor is worthy of gracing our palate?" Well, get ready to taste freedom with "Commie Tears"! It's like biting into the Constitution, but sour, gummy, and packed with more patriotism per scoop than Abe Lincoln can fit into his top hat! Your freedom is now in your hands!
